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11.06.2025 01:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

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So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

No way

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Had strong anxiety, heart palpitations, headaches and fear randomly over twin flame presence, 20 mins later he didnt acknowledge me saw a photo of a girl on the back of his phone faced up. Assume it was a new gf. Was this a warning of seperation?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

What are some cool confidence hacks?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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